Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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