you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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