Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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