His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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