are you still at the devil's house?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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