He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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