dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
