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go home
this just has baby written all over it
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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