You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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