I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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