went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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