I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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