I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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