broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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