You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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