so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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