Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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