is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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