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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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