Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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