On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just sent this text using only my big toe
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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