What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
