I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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