me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
