I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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