just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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