There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
as a side note pls kill me
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Never underestimate the power of titties
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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