It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she looked like the before picture.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
