I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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