Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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