No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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