do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
