Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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