there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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