We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Porn is love you can see.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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