his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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