i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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