kristin has been a bad kristin
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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