She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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