did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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