I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
