Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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