How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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