So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
