whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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