Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We were destined to go to rehab together
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
