You're my little dorito
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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