What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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