They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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