Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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