Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
